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"<strong>James Bond</strong>: Ejector seat? You're joking! <strong>Q</strong> I never joke about my work, 007 - <a href='goldfinger.php'><strong>Goldfinger</strong></a>",
"<strong>James Bond</strong>: This never happened to the other fella - <a href='on_her_majestys_secret_service.php'><strong>On Her Majesty's Secret Service</strong></a>",
"<strong>James Bond</strong>: My name is Bond, James Bond - <a href='dr.no.php'><strong>Dr. No</strong></a>",
"<strong>Honey Ryder</strong>: Are you looking for shells too? <strong>James Bond</strong>: No, I'm just looking - <a href='dr.no.php'><strong>Dr. No</strong></a>",
"<strong>Natalya Simonova</strong>: You destroy every vehicle you get into? <strong>James Bond</strong>: Standard operating procedure. Boys with toys - <a href='goldeneye'><strong>GoldenEye</strong></a>",
"<strong>Le Chiffre</strong>: Your friend Mathis... is my friend Mathis - <a href='casino_royale.php'><strong>Casino Royale</strong></a>",
"<strong>Bartender</strong>: Shaken or stirred? <strong>James Bond</strong>: Do I look like I give a damn? - <a href='casino_royale.php'><strong>Casino Royale</strong></a>",
"<strong>Hugo Drax</strong>: Look after Mr. Bond. See that some harm comes to him - <a href='moonraker.php'><strong>Moonraker</strong></a>",
"<strong>James Bond</strong>: Do you expect me to talk? <strong>Goldfinger</strong>: No, Mr. Bond. I expect you to die - <a href='goldfinger.php'><strong>Goldfinger</strong></a>",
"<strong>James Bond</strong>: Red wine with fish. Well that should have told me something. <strong>Grant</strong>: You may know the right wines, but you're the one on your knees. How does it feel old man? - <a href='from_russia_with_love.php'><strong>From Russia With Love</strong></a>",
"<strong>Tanya</strong>: Horrible, horrible woman. <strong>James Bond:</strong> Yes, she had her kick - <a href='from_russia_with_love.php'><strong>From Russia With Love</strong></a>",
"<strong>Tanaka</strong>: It can save your life, this cigarette. <strong>James Bond</strong>: You sound like a commercial. - <a href='you_only_live_twice.php'><strong>You Only Live Twice</strong></a>",
"<strong>J.W Pepper</strong>: Hey! You're that secret agent! That English secret agent! From England! - <a href='the_man_with_the_golden_gun.php'><strong>The Man With The Golden Gun</strong></a>",
"<strong>James Bond</strong>: Miss Anders... I didn't recognize you with your clothes on. - <a href='the_man_with_the_golden_gun.php'><strong>The Man With The Golden Gun</strong></a>",
"<strong>Nick Nack</strong>: I may be small but I never forget! - <a href='the_man_with_the_golden_gun.php'><strong>The Man With The Golden Gun</strong></a>",
"<strong>Q</strong>: Right. Now pay attention, 007. I want you to take great care of this equipment. There are one or two rather special accessories... <strong>James Bond</strong>: Q, have I ever let you down? <strong>Q</strong>: Frequently. - <a href='the_spy_who_loved_me.php'><strong>The Spy Who Loved Me</strong></a>",
"<strong>James Bond</strong>: The Chinese have a saying. Before setting off on revenge, you first dig two graves! <strong>Melina</strong>: I don't expect you to understand, you're English, but I'm half Greek and Greek women like Elektra always avenge their loved ones! - <a href='for_your_eyes_only.php'><strong>For Your Eyes Only</strong></a>",
"<strong>James Bond</strong>: We've got company. <strong>Vijay</strong>: No problem, this is a company car! - <a href='octopussy.php'><strong>Octopussy</strong></a>",
"<strong>May Day</strong>: Wow! What a view! <strong>Zorin</strong>: To a KILL! - <a href=a_view_to_a_kill.php'><strong>A View To A Kill</strong></a>",
"<strong>James Bond</strong>: I must’ve scared the living daylights out of her. - <a href='the_living_daylights.php'><strong>The Living Daylights</strong></a>",
"<strong>M</strong>: This private vendetta of yours could easily compromise Her Majesty's government. You have an assignment, and I expect you to carry it out objectively and professionally. <strong>James Bond</strong>: Then you have my resignation, sir. <strong>M</strong>: We're not a country club, 007! <strong>M</strong>: Effective immediately, your licence to kill is revoked, and I require you to hand over your weapon. Now. I need hardly remind you that you're still bound by the Official Secrets Act. <strong>James Bond</strong>: I guess it's, uh... a farewell to arms. - <a href='licence_to_kill.php'><strong>Licence To Kill</strong></a>",
"<strong>Christmas Jones</strong>: Wait a minute. Are you going to do what I think you're going to do? <strong>James Bond</strong>: What do I need to defuse a nuclear bomb? <strong>Christmas Jones</strong>: Me. - <a href='the_world_is_not_enough.php'><strong>The World Is Not Enough</strong></a>",
"<strong>Q</strong>: Oh, grow up, double-O Seven! - <a href='tomorrow_never_dies.php'><strong>Tomorrow Never Dies</strong></a>",
"<strong>James Bond</strong>: You know, you're cleverer than you look. <strong>Q</strong>: Still, better than looking cleverer than you are. - <a href='die_another_day.php'><strong>Die Another Day</strong></a>",
"<strong>Dr. No</strong>: I'm a member of SPECTRE. <strong>James Bond</strong>: SPECTRE? <strong>Dr. No</strong>: SPECTRE. Special Executive for Counter Intelligence, Terrorism, Revenge, Extortion. The four great cornerstones of power headed by the greatest brains in the world. <strong>James Bond</strong>: Correction. Criminal brains! <strong>Dr. No</strong>: The successful criminal brain is always superior. It has to be! - <a href='dr.no.php'><strong>Dr. No</strong></a>",
"<strong>Alec Trevelyan</strong>: For England, James? <strong>James Bond</strong>: No. For Me. - <a href='goldeneye.php'><strong>GoldenEye</strong></a>",
"<strong>Goldfinger</strong>: Man has climbed Mount Everest, gone to the bottom of the ocean. He's fired rockets at the Moon, split the atom, achieved miracles in every field of human endeavor... except crime! - <a href='goldfinger.php'><strong>Goldfinger</strong></a>",
"<strong>James Bond</strong>: My dear, uncooperative Domino. <strong>Domino</strong>: How do you know that? How do you know my friends call me Domino? <strong>James Bond</strong>: It's on the bracelet on your ankle. <strong>Domino</strong>: So... what sharp little eyes you've got. <strong>James Bond</strong>: Wait 'til you get to my teeth. - <a href='thunderball.php'><strong>Thunderball</strong></a>",
"<strong>Mr. White</strong>: I was always very interested to meet you. I heard so much about you from Vesper. If she hadn't killed herself we would've had you too. <strong>James Bond</strong>: Are you going to tell us who you work for? <strong>Mr. White</strong>: The first thing you should know about us is that we have people everywhere - <a href='quantum_of_solace.php'><strong>Quantum Of Solace</strong></a>",
"<strong>Camille</strong>: You lost somebody? <strong>James Bond</strong>: I did. <strong>Camille</strong>: You catch who ever did it? <strong>James Bond</strong>: No, not yet. <strong>Camille</strong>: Tell me when you do, I'd like to know how it feels... <strong>James Bond</strong>: I don't think the dead care about vengeance. - <a href='quantum_of_solace.php'><strong>Quantum Of Solace</strong></a>",
"<strong>Dr. Kaufmann</strong>: Belive me, Mr Bond, I could shot you from Stutgart und still create the proper effect. <a href='tomorrow_never_dies.php'><strong>Tomorrow Never Dies</strong></a>");
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